Turn
signals are not required or at the very least are completely
optional. Don't you just love the guessing game of what the person
in front of you is going to do?
If
the car in front of you is a new high powered sports car and the
driver is wearing a hat, then he has finally made enough money to
buy such a car and at the same time lost all ability to drive the
damn thing.
Native
license plates will ensure that the driver has lived here long
enough to not give a shit how they drive and they have multiple
generations of bad drivers to prove it. Worst nightmare, bolt one of
these collector plates to the back end of a Subaru, on a one lane
road and be prepared for self inflicted hair loss.
If
another car is attempting in to pass you regardless of your
inability to operate a motor vehicle, you must accelerate to prevent
the pass even if it forces you to drive well above your personal
comfort level, 100 miles per hour is nothing for you.
If
you are driving on the highway and observe an up coming merge lane
never move out of the right lane, slow down, or speed up to allow a
proper merge, after all it was your lane first and you must defend
it, after all no one let you merge at 50 miles per hour when you got
on the highway.
If
you are driving on a one lane road that you know will soon turn into
a two lane road it is your sworn duty to help all the other drivers
(stuck behind your native license baring Subaru) to observe the
posted speed limit or for good measure and safety a speed slightly
below the posted limit. Then once you reach the two lane road never
give any indication of which lane you will use via turn signal,
simply hesitate long enough to get a read on the driver behind you
and then take their lane, at this point drop the hammer on that
Subaru and out race everyone.
Everyone
behind you must obey the speed limit and since you have deputized
yourself as junior law enforcement for life it is once again your
sworn duty to help these law breakers understand the rules of the
road in Colorado Springs. Besides you probably moved here from one
of the coasts where everyone knows you people have no clue how to
drive.
Whenever
turning on to a major thoroughfare (be it left or right) it is
essential to make sure that every fucking lane as far as you can see
must be clear of all traffic, no sense in taking reckless chance and
trying to fit into a single open lane.
Motorcycles
are secondary vehicles on the street and cars always have the right
of way over any two wheeler, it a fact look in the drivers manual.
